Tuesday, 2 August 2016
The old Danish post service you know... Just three times more expensive!
Regular readers, from my first post here back in September 2010 (which was - selvfølgelig - about farts - "Mind your language!") will know that I am in l-o-v-e with Denmark and those crazy Danes! (I'm Scottish but I felt like I had finally come home when I moved here to Copenhagen in 1998.) I love the traditions, the humour, the contrasts, the people. There is only one thing that gets my goat up (okay then, two - if we count the blatant Danish overuse of the 'F' word - "I swear I heart Denmark!"). And that, dear readers, is the Danish postal service! Boo! Hiss! ;-)
Don't get me wrong. I love our postmen (and especially our very nice parcel lady, with whom I always have a long chat).
But the cost of sending a letter? Daylight robbery! I've growled before about price increases ("Pass the smelling salts, I'm buying Danish stamps") but even I couldn't foresee this new craziness. Here are the current options if you want to send a letter or a greetings card to a friend. I know I've said it before, but even Dick Turpin had the decency to wear a mask - ha!
Brev (letter) - for letters within Denmark, delivery takes up to 5 days - cost: 8 Danish crowns (roughly USD 1.20 or UK£0.91). Keep in mind that not all postboxes are emptied every day, so it may take even longer than 5 days to arrive...
Quickbrev (quick letter) - next day delivery - cost: 27 Danish crowns (roughly USD 4.07 or UK£3.06). Oh, and you can't just pop a Quickbrev in the postbox. You have to physically hand it in to the post office! I kid you not. Honestly, it would be funny if it wasn't true!
And if you want to send a birthday card to a friend outside of Denmark, for example, Europe? That costs 25 Danish crowns (roughly USD 3.77 or UK£2.83). You can use a postbox or hand them in to the post office... But, again, keep in mind that not all postboxes are emptied every day.
PostDanmark is now part of nordic PostNord - a Swedish Danish conglomerate. Bringing with it a colour change from the traditional red to blue. So all post bikes, vans, uniforms, logos etc are now blue. But, they assure us, postboxes will stay red. Hmm, let's see what happens... And the snappy marketing line they have come up with? "Post du kender. Bare blå." "The post service you know. Just in blue." Perhaps they should have said. "The old post service you know. Just three times more expensive!"?
Funnily enough, our neighbours the Swedes, also served by PostNord, continue to enjoy normal postal rates. How on earth did they manage that? Answers on a postcard, please! Oh, wait, don't bother. Just send me an email instead...
Have a terrific Tuesday!