Tuesday, 15 June 2010

Tee-hee Tuesday! Knock knock!

It's DS10's turn to host the school dinner club tonight (2 boys and 2 girls come to play and stay for dinner). When we sit down to eat, we normally ask the kids to tell us their latest jokes. I'd share some of them with you but, unfortunately, sometimes they're 'lost in translation' from Danish to English! ;)

Instead, here are some of our own family 'classics'. Knock, knock! jokes...

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who's there?
  • Cook.
  • Cook who?
  • Oh, I didn't know you were a cuckoo clock!

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who's there?
  • Cows go.
  • Cows go who?
  • Cows don't go 'who', they go 'mooo'!

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who's there?
  • Boo
  • Boo who?
  • Sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry!


  • Knock, knock!
  • Who's there?
  • Granny.
  • Granny who?
  • Knock, knock!
  • Who's there?
  • Granny.
  • Granny who?
  • Knock, knock!
  • Who's there?
  • Granny.
  • Granny who?
  • Knock, knock!
  • Who's there?
  • Aunt.
  • Aunt who?
  • Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies?

And because the kids are hooked on this particular television programme right now....
  • Knock, knock!
  • Who's there?
  • Doctor
  • Doctor Who?


Have a terrific tee-hee Tuesday! :)

3 comments:

JoAnna said...

Cute! Our three-year-old will love these! I like your new summery look. :)

C-Joy said...

Have I mentioned before what exquisite taste in television programs your children have? My students will appreciate the new jokes too :D

DIANE, DENMARK said...

Thanks JoAnna - I was enticed by the turquoise at the top of the new blog layout. Might change it again soon though...watch this space!

Candace: I chose this particular Dr Who intro specially for YOU! :)